ghostsbygaslight:

xmoonlilyx:

crystalcharmer:

starlightfirefly:

had-just-10-hours-training:

zeromorph:

My t-shirt is eight inches deep in my temple, and I have a 23% chance of survival.

My t-shirt.
4 inches deep.
My hip.
I have a 70% survival rate.
Someone please delete my internet history when I go.

My jeans
2 inches deep
In the head
16% survival
…. WELL DAMN

I got stabbed with the couch
12 inches deep
In my neck
but somehow have a 94% chance of survival.
…AM I A GOD NOW?

I got stabbed with my trousers….
3 inches deep somehow. 
Foot…Okay ow. 
50% 
WAT.

Captain America keychain.
4 inches.
My ribs.
88% survival chance.
Now there’s an x-ray I’d like to keep as a souvenir.

A really light Ribena bottle
5 inches deep
My eye
90% survival chance

ghostsbygaslight:

xmoonlilyx:

crystalcharmer:

starlightfirefly:

had-just-10-hours-training:

zeromorph:

My t-shirt is eight inches deep in my temple, and I have a 23% chance of survival.

My t-shirt.

4 inches deep.

My hip.

I have a 70% survival rate.

Someone please delete my internet history when I go.

My jeans

2 inches deep

In the head

16% survival

…. WELL DAMN

I got stabbed with the couch

12 inches deep

In my neck

but somehow have a 94% chance of survival.

…AM I A GOD NOW?

I got stabbed with my trousers….

3 inches deep somehow. 

Foot…Okay ow. 

50% 

WAT.

Captain America keychain.

4 inches.

My ribs.

88% survival chance.

Now there’s an x-ray I’d like to keep as a souvenir.

A really light Ribena bottle

5 inches deep

My eye

90% survival chance

  1. ask-fickleaura reblogged this from alldayagain
  2. warriormonk-devildog reblogged this from gothicdiscordian and added:
    I have been stabbed in the gut, 8 inches deep, I have a 73% chance of survival.
  3. gothicdiscordian reblogged this from grotesquefantasy and added:
    I have been stabbed with a iridescent throwing knife, 6 inches into my eye. I have a 13% chance of survival. Fuck.
  4. catwithball reblogged this from niamhrain and added:
    Stabbed 7 inches in my face by a blueberry… Survival rate is 94%. Seems legit…
  5. everythingcouldhappentoday reblogged this from cherrlm and added:
    A toothbrush 1 inch in my tung. 99% survival chance … o.Ô wtf??
  6. we-are-tigers reblogged this from cherrlm and added:
    A muller rice, 6” deep, in my boob (dont judge my life) with a 30% chance of surviva
  7. casyvampire reblogged this from bubblesofrinia and added:
    Uuuuh…A towel, 2 inch deep, in the back of my leg.. 2% chance I’ll survive..Looks like I’m a very weak being…
  8. an-odd-terminian reblogged this from cherrlm and added:
    Lip balm 8” into my nose with a 77% survival rate… ‘Aight
  9. cherrlm reblogged this from bubblesofrinia and added:
    a shirt, 8 inches deep in my tongue with a 75% survival rate ok
  10. bubblesofrinia reblogged this from the-real-yuri-lowell
  11. the-real-yuri-lowell reblogged this from spadesslick
  12. cumbersniffles reblogged this from karlcat and added:
    pencil 2 inches deep in my lip, 5% survival rate fuck
  13. frapple26 reblogged this from lighteningfirefly and added:
    Stabbed by my blue pullover sweater 7 inches deep on my hand with a 90% chance of survival
  14. tetracanecyborgs reblogged this from ro-the-kat
  15. thebunnymun reblogged this from ro-the-kat and added:
    Pen, 1 inch, foot (so kind straight through it), and 03% surival. :’D very fucked.
  16. ro-the-kat reblogged this from ro-the-kat and added:
    ((reblog from June 2012)) I have been stabbed again… this time with a M&M to my left forearm. I have a 57% of survival…....
  17. pinkafrobuddha reblogged this from haytham-fucking-kenway and added:
    yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
  18. geehitme reblogged this from haytham-fucking-kenway and added:
    yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
  19. someguywithablog reblogged this from hunkrump
  20. rednaxela12 reblogged this from rpg-posters and added:
    stabbed by “a brief history of england” 12 inches into my stomach, 12% chance of survival, reasonable, the book s likely...
  21. thecuttlefishcutie reblogged this from teowli and added:
    I was stabbed by a pair of jeans in the eye. They went 7 inches deep. And my chance of survival is 74 percent
  22. mournstach reblogged this from spadesslick
  23. heroictarsier reblogged this from ask-fickleaura and added:
    a small duffel bag, 6 inches deep (because physics), and i have an 87% chance of survival.
  24. phantomturtles reblogged this from ateotu and added:
    I was stabbed 1 inch deep in earlobe with a Prussian Blue oil pastel. I only have a 22% chance of survival.
  25. conflicttftw reblogged this from minighostie and added:
    stabbed with paper7 inchest deepin the ear lobe08% chance for survival…well…..i am phuked O_o
  26. adamant-frootloop reblogged this from therearetomanyfandomshere and added:
    I’ve just been stabbed with a pencil, 5 inches deep, in my leg, with a 02% chance of survival. It was really nice barely...
  27. griever4leon reblogged this from zitronen-sorbet and added:
    A pen, 6 inches deep in my face with 66% chance of surviving.
  28. zitronen-sorbet reblogged this from thefantasyhasnolimits and added:
    A pen,12 inches deep into my stomach, 16% chance of survival. w00t
  29. jusqualatoutefin reblogged this from general-of-dogs and added:
    Stabbed by my blue computer mouse, 4 inches deep in my throat with 25% chance of survival.
  30. moosieus reblogged this from colorishful and added:
    I was stabbed with my math notebook - one inch deep on my finger with a 95% chance of survival