ghostsbygaslight:

xmoonlilyx:

crystalcharmer:

starlightfirefly:

had-just-10-hours-training:

zeromorph:

My t-shirt is eight inches deep in my temple, and I have a 23% chance of survival.

My t-shirt.
4 inches deep.
My hip.
I have a 70% survival rate.
Someone please delete my internet history when I go.

My jeans
2 inches deep
In the head
16% survival
…. WELL DAMN

I got stabbed with the couch
12 inches deep
In my neck
but somehow have a 94% chance of survival.
…AM I A GOD NOW?

I got stabbed with my trousers….
3 inches deep somehow. 
Foot…Okay ow. 
50% 
WAT.

Captain America keychain.
4 inches.
My ribs.
88% survival chance.
Now there’s an x-ray I’d like to keep as a souvenir.

A really light Ribena bottle
5 inches deep
My eye
90% survival chance

ghostsbygaslight:

xmoonlilyx:

crystalcharmer:

starlightfirefly:

had-just-10-hours-training:

zeromorph:

My t-shirt is eight inches deep in my temple, and I have a 23% chance of survival.

My t-shirt.

4 inches deep.

My hip.

I have a 70% survival rate.

Someone please delete my internet history when I go.

My jeans

2 inches deep

In the head

16% survival

…. WELL DAMN

I got stabbed with the couch

12 inches deep

In my neck

but somehow have a 94% chance of survival.

…AM I A GOD NOW?

I got stabbed with my trousers….

3 inches deep somehow. 

Foot…Okay ow. 

50% 

WAT.

Captain America keychain.

4 inches.

My ribs.

88% survival chance.

Now there’s an x-ray I’d like to keep as a souvenir.

A really light Ribena bottle

5 inches deep

My eye

90% survival chance

  1. ask-fickleaura reblogged this from alldayagain and added:
    3DS, 2 inches, in the head, 34% chance
  2. pinkafrobuddha reblogged this from haytham-fucking-kenway and added:
    yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
  3. geehitme reblogged this from haytham-fucking-kenway and added:
    yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
  4. scruffythejanitor64 reblogged this from hunkrump
  5. rednaxela12 reblogged this from rpg-posters and added:
    stabbed by “a brief history of england” 12 inches into my stomach, 12% chance of survival, reasonable, the book s likely...
  6. happykittenbutts reblogged this from thetalkingshrub and added:
    Damn. …My pants stabbed me in the foot, nine inches deep. I have a 14% chance of survival. No part of that makes sense.
  7. thetalkingshrub reblogged this from m4r1p0s4 and added:
    I got stabbed in the nose with my water bottle and I have a 77% chance of survival. …..last time I checked water bottles...
  8. thecuttlefishcutie reblogged this from teowli and added:
    I was stabbed by a pair of jeans in the eye. They went 7 inches deep. And my chance of survival is 74 percent
  9. mournstach reblogged this from spadesslick
  10. heroictarsier reblogged this from ask-fickleaura and added:
    a small duffel bag, 6 inches deep (because physics), and i have an 87% chance of survival.
  11. phantomturtles reblogged this from ateotu and added:
    I was stabbed 1 inch deep in earlobe with a Prussian Blue oil pastel. I only have a 22% chance of survival.
  12. conflicttftw reblogged this from minighostie and added:
    stabbed with paper7 inchest deepin the ear lobe08% chance for survival…well…..i am phuked O_o
  13. adamant-frootloop reblogged this from ask-espurr-and-sylveon-fandom and added:
    I’ve just been stabbed with a pencil, 5 inches deep, in my leg, with a 02% chance of survival. It was really nice barely...
  14. griever4leon reblogged this from zitronen-sorbet and added:
    A pen, 6 inches deep in my face with 66% chance of surviving.
  15. zitronen-sorbet reblogged this from thefantasyhasnolimits and added:
    A pen,12 inches deep into my stomach, 16% chance of survival. w00t
  16. jusqualatoutefin reblogged this from general-of-dogs and added:
    Stabbed by my blue computer mouse, 4 inches deep in my throat with 25% chance of survival.
  17. moosieus reblogged this from egg-snog and added:
    I was stabbed with my math notebook - one inch deep on my finger with a 95% chance of survival
  18. pessimistic-hipster reblogged this from wammys--house
  19. lanayru-lilly reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    My gameboy is 11 inches in my foot??? I have a 76% chance of survival.
  20. that-kid-overthere reblogged this from no-sign-of-the-city-lights and added:
    a pen, 12 inches deep in my ear, 08% chance. I’m quite fucked indeed
  21. funnybysheervolume reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    The box of my knife o_o…7 inches deep…In my head…72% chance of survival…This is creepy after the nightmare I just had…
  22. jasonalanjr reblogged this from aseofspades and added:
    Stabbed with a comforter, 9 inches deep in my butt (god fucking damnit), with 19% chance of survival.
  23. oopsjustmebreathing reblogged this from life-with-nyctophilia
  24. helix-fossil-is-god reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    Stabbed in the lips with the book The Fault In Our Stars, 2 inches deep, and a 08% survival rate.
  25. life-with-nyctophilia reblogged this from navi-is-the-consulting-companion
  26. aseofspades reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    Stabbed with a stress ball (how???) nine inches deep in my boob (HOW???) with a 92% survival chance.
  27. navi-is-the-consulting-companion reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    Stabbed with my Ocarina 1 inch deep in my left boob with a 90% survival rate.
  28. hero-of-time-winds-and-legend reblogged this from sasha-the-potato-goddess and added:
    Stabbed with a cup in my leg with 85% chance of survival
  29. mrnike3000 reblogged this from i-need-a-new-planet
  30. smileyoulook-beautiful reblogged this from harrypottertheboyonfire
  31. sasha-the-potato-goddess reblogged this from techn0mancer and added:
    My phone, 7 inches deep, my head, 95% survival rate
  32. i-need-a-new-planet reblogged this from wammys--house
  33. techn0mancer reblogged this from wammys--house
  34. thesilentrager reblogged this from iamafriendforever